Playing House

Emily came up wih the great idea for all of us to play house. She said she wanted each of us to play each other. I was Emily, Josh was Erin, Emily was me, and Erin was Josh. This is how it went:

Emily aka Mom: "It's time to clean your room."

Me aka Emily: "I DON'T WANNA CLEAN MY ROOM! I WANT TO WATCH SPONGEBOB!" Then I break out into tears and a lot of whining.

Josh aka Erin: He just walks up and pinches me.

Me aka Emily: "MOM!!!!! ERIN PINCHED ME!!!!"
Erin aka Dad: She didn't know what to do so she just stood and watched.

Emily aka Mom: "Ok, if you want to cry you go right ahead!" Then she goes and gets my flip flop and smacks me with it. (Let me just say I've never hit my kids with a flip flop!)

Me aka Emily: I run to Emily's room and grab her guitar and run back into the living room and while strumming on the guitar loudly...."YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE MY ONLY SUNSHINE!!!"

Josh aka Erin: Starts dancing around the living room attempting to sing along with me.

Terri aka Emily: I toss the guitar on the floor..."MOM HEY MOM! WATCH ME DO A HEAD STAND!" This is where it all went downhill and we decided we shouldn't play house anymore.

The girls look at us like we are nuts. Josh tells the girls it's time to get ready for bed. Their reply:

The girls in unison: "I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED!......"