Ooooh, I was sooooo mad!

Have you ever just wanted a real coke? Not diet, the real thing....

So I was in Walmart buying a microwave. I come out and I see the coke machine. "Hmm, that looks really good..." So I scrounge out a dollar and a quarter. I insert my dollar, which it spit right back at me. I do my best to straighten it out. I insert it again. It spit back out. I straighten, insert, spit out, straighten, insert, Ah Hah! It took it! I insert my quarter. I push the "coca-cola" button. The machine lights up "please insert money". "I DID!" I yelled at the machine. Then I start pushing on all of the buttons. "Please Insert Money" the machine lights up repeatedly. So. Yes, I dug through my purse and got out another $1.25. (I really wanted a coke). I proceed to the Pepsi machine. I insert my dollar, which it gladly accepted. I insert my quarter, which it gladly accepted. Here's where the story takes a huge turn for the worse....
As I'm selecting my Pepsi, A woman and her daughter walk up to the coke machine and as the woman starts digging through her purse for money, her daughter pushes the "coca-cola" button. Guess what?! SHE GETS A FREAKIN' COKE! FOR FREE! At least free for her! What I wanted to do was hit the woman over the head with my bottle of Pepsi and take off with her Coke but I decided that there are some things better left alone....